The Fat Cat Knows Kung-fu

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 Posted by revalbertkang


Written by my own paws - Mercy


The cat that belonged to Dr. Pam is now our fellow occupant. In fact, Goodness and I have to accept Tabby Boy to be our 'brother'. Ouch... bow wow wow... to be our brother! I believe you remember Jellicle, our the other 'brother'. He is now the reigning king of the house. However, we believe that his royal position would soon be deposed. The new king should be Tabby Boy. Recently, there were a couple of confrontations between these two feline monsters. In the beginning, it was Jellicle that chased Tabby Boy around the house. However, the fight scenes have changed. Nowadays, it is Tabby Boy who chases Jellicle.


We realize one thing for a fact - this Tabby Boy is a Kung-fu master. We never really believed until we watched 'Kung-fu Panda' with Daddy and Mommy. The Panda was really fat and looked very much like Tabby Boy. In spite of his size, he was able to do all the difficult Kung-fu moves. The following night, Tabby Boy revealed that he too, like Kung-fu Panda, was trained in Kung-fu. He showed us his martial arts and we were all dumb-folded.


It is frightening to realize that such a great martial arts exponent lives among us. Goodness and I now pay special respect to this Kung-fu master. 

Here are some photographic images of Tabby Boy's Kung-fu prowess.


Kung-fu Move #1 - The Tiger Claws The Sky


 
 Kung-fu Move #2 - The Fat Pig Rolls On Clouds


 
Kung-fu Move #3 - The Dragon's Back-Swept Tail 


 
Kung-fu Move #4 - The Crane Prepares To Soar 


 
 Kung-fu Move #5 - The Bear Paw Frontal Attack


  
 Kung-fu Move #6 - The Monkey On A Pole



Kung-fu Move #7 - The Gorilla's Deadly Hug




 Kung-fu Move #8 - The Tiger Grabs The Phoenix


 
Kung-fu Move #9- The Tiger's Clapping Paws



 Kung-fu Move #10 - The Returning Crane


So, now you see, Tabby Boy is no flabby boy. He is indeed a Kung-fu Master.



1 comments:

  1. pam said...

    gosh, he's OSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo fat!!! oh... dear, please... put him on diet... look at him, where got ppl fight / practise kungfu lying down ALL the time? sad sad...

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